I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
