Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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