time to smoke my breakfast
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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