Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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