ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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