3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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