We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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