Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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