So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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