My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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