ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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