I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
