Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We just shotgunned beers for America
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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