I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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