no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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