Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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