You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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