I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
that's an acceptable place to lick
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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