im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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