I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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