Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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