i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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