You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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