I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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