He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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