theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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