Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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