She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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