There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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