My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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