Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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