Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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