She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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