my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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