this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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