what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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