Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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