He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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