bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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