I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
