Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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