I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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