That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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