Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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