me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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