Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think your dad took our porno
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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