no. you can't hotbox the world.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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