was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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