its not stalking. its research.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
