And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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