Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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